Just because we slacked on blogging here doesn’t mean our devotion to K Jo subsided one bit. On the contrary, we have been following his movies, interviews, and appearances and hoping earnestly for a new season of Koffee With Karan!
It had been six years since I had been to India, so I thought it was about time I made a trip. I booked a hotel room in Khar West for my Mumbai stay with the hope of chancing upon K Jo in the hood. Just about a week before I was set to leave, Hiroo booked his ticket to India as well! (A small backstory: Hiroo and I met in the summer of 2009 at the W Hotel in San Francisco. We knew that SRK and Kajol were there too, but we were there with the sole purpose of stalking Karan Johar because of his fun and dynamic personality as seen in Koffee With Karan, and the level of romantic delusion he had embedded in us. Hiroo and my sister Anjoo and I have bonded closely over these last three years largely due to our common love for K Jo.) Being that we would have five overlapping days in Bombay, one thing was clear: we would have to make an active effort to meet K Jo!
We decided that Monday, November 12 might be a good day to take our chance with dropping into the Dharma Productions office. It was the day before Diwali, so perhaps K Jo would not be too stressed or busy and would just be in the process of having mithai sent to his colleagues. We figured he would roll into the office late after some pre-Diwali partying, so we headed to the Dharma Productions office around 12:30pm. To our surprise, nobody made any inquiries to us at the gate. Similarly, once inside, we were allowed to get into the elevator with no hassle, and up to the second floor, the home of Dharma Productions. We couldn’t believe we were actually in the elevator to go to Dharma Productions! This was the elevator K Jo and Manish and so many others we adore had been in regularly! But, I guess I shouldn’t have been so surprised. This is really where we belong!
Once we entered the reception area, Hiroo asked the receptionist if Karan Johar was in. She replied that he was not, and asked our names. She seemed taken aback when Hiroo said his name, and Hiroo assured her that it truly was his name, and explained that we were fans from California that had participated in MNIK, and we wanted to wish K Jo a happy Diwali. She offered to let us take a seat, repeating that she was not sure if K Jo would be in the office. Several people past by, seeming amused and/our puzzled by our presence. We were offered water and tea. A man eventually came and advised us that K Jo would not be coming in that day and was probably sleeping after the previous night’s party. He asked if we had our cards, but we did not.
We left the office, but not the building; Hiroo had read a K Jo tweet mentioning that Costa Coffee downstairs was sort of like an unofficial Dharma office. So we got some iced beverages and hung out outside, since Hiroo’s friend was going to drop by there anyway. Some homeless children asked us for money, so we went inside to buy them sandwiches. As we were coming out, Hiroo caught sight of a black Jaguar pulling into the gate, and people getting all on guard and saying things like “Saab aa gaye.” Oh my God, was it K Jo?! Indeed, it was.
Hiroo and I gave K Jo a few minutes to settle in before getting back into the building, into the lift, and onto the second floor. “Hi,” we smiled broadly at the receptionist, “Is Karan here?” She confirmed that he was and asked us to take a seat. An assistant came and informed us that he would not be able to meet with us. “Please do something!” we begged, and she said she would try. A few minutes later, Garima, who we understand to be K Jo’s direct assistant, quite sternly told us that it would not be possible for us to meet with K Jo. We explained that all we wanted to do was meet him for two minutes and wish him Happy Diwali, and she said he was too busy with a meeting and would not be able to do this. We were so sad! Since we were not budging, she finally said we could write letters to him, and offered us some pen and paper. She also asked if we wanted tea or water.
While in the midst of writing our letters, we heard K Jo talking very loudly from just about ten feet away, but with a damn wall between us. I heard “Oh God!” and some imitation of someone saying “Hello Aunty!” What was this about? What a tease! Or was it his way of providing auditory darshan since he could not meet us? Or did it have nothing to do with us and we are just being delusional by thinking it did?
Anyway, we both got a chance to express our adoration of K Jo in our letters, which hopefully have been duly provided to him. I had my contact information at the bottom of my letter and have been checking each possible form of contact in earnest, but nothing yet. I can just hear K Jo say, “Oh God, these guys are mad!” while knowing in his heart that we are truly meant to be best friends. If you read this, K Jo, we are grateful to your staff for their hospitality, but it’s time to stop retweeting your haters and start embracing your faithfully devoted benevolent stalkers! I am in the country until November 29, and Hiroo until some time in December, and any time you want us to come to Mumbai, we will be there in a whiff and bring a box of macarons to share with you!
XOXO,
LRK